Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Rough draft of my Wikipedia entry

Christopher Clark (1967 - present) is an often misunderstood philosopher/software engineer currently residing in Florida. He is best known for his wealth of trivial information, and his logical and methodical outlook towards subjects that others consider inherent.

For example, Christopher's outlook towards parenting includes the following:
1) The world is overcrowded already, why make more babies?
2) I've seen too many relationships/marriages/lives ruined by having children.
3) Children are too much of a financial and emotional burden to have.
4) Parents are ultimately responsible for the upbringing of their children. If a child commits a crime, the parent should be punished as well.
5) Marriage is simply a contract to give away half (or more) of your stuff, especially from the male perspective. It has nothing to do with commitment or love. If you want to prove your dedication and love to your partner, don't cheat on them, don't abuse them, and be their friend.
6) All politicians should be considered corrupt and then prove their honesty and goodwill through their actions (this is a result of the Republican party's hubris and misdeeds over the last decade or so).
Disclaimer: Christopher is a registered republican
7) As a recent study has proven, organized religions (mostly the ones of middle-eastern origin) are more of a detriment to society than and so on.

As you can see, many of his views aren't very close to "mainstream".

It probably comes as no surprise that, mostly based on his views of parenting, Christopher has spent most of his life without a girlfriend (and has obviously never married). Friends agree that he has a lot to offer a woman, namely honesty. This, however, hasn't been enough to overcome the "baby fever" that is drilled into most women's brains from the time they get their first baby doll and stroller. This doesn't seem to bother him as much as it would most people, as he was recently quoted as saying "my life is uncomplicated right now, and that makes up for solitude".

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