Flashback

I just remembered something that happened in 5th grade. Since I was nearly a year younger than everyone else in my class, I was pretty much the shortest one in the room. My 5th grade teacher had the entire class sing the Randy Newman song "Short People" to me. If you aren't familiar with the lyrics, they go "Short people got no reason to live."

By the way, the same teacher went to the church I was forced to go to as a kid and would always preach to us.